by Fenny

> > > It's open. We're not good enough at this gardening thing to rig it up
> > > to drainpipes - it just collects what falls from the sky (which is
> > > usually plenty for the number of times we remember that things need
> > > watering!). When I can face approaching yon butt again, I shall ponder
> > > some kind of mesh covering to avoid future close encounters with the
> > > wonder of nature.
> > >
> > >
> > What I'm planning to do with my open butt is to screw some small hooks
> > arount the outside of the rim, then stretch a piece of close weave
> > garden netting over the top and secure it to the hooks using a piece of
> > string around the edge of the net.
>
> OUUCCCHHH.. That's sounds nasty, Fenny. And you do it to yourself
> _voluntarily_? Remind me not to open my butt anywhere near you...

I'm hoping my trousers might fit a little better when I've finished
;-)

--
Fenny
"Do not meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are subtle and will
piss
on your bed just before you want to get into it" - Fenny