Synoptica

Although every effort is made to provide a full and efficient service,
Precis of Umra and Sid's Summaries of the Year[1] cannot accept
responsibility for errors and omissions. If I inadvertently gave the
impression that we did not have a flood of poo at Nuncius Towers, then that
is regrettable. However, we have a robust summary-monitoring policy, many
new measures are already in place, and we are upgrading our service by
slimming down the number of summarisers, while introducing a new layer of
management. This will allow us to improve customer service by having less
frequent deliveries which are invariably late, which is what our customers
tell us they want.

Oh, nugger - I forgot to say "going forward" anywhere. Please insert the
phrase at random into the above statement.