> 
> I didn't say I *was* 32. I was the one you thought was someone's granny. In
> fact I *am* someone's granny. It's just that the Internet gives me the
> chance to pretend be a babe, and flirt with fit young schoolboys. I mean,
> it's what we all do, innit?
> 
> Seriously, just last night there was another thing on the radio about a
> woman detective who "went onto the Internet" pretending to be a 14-year old
> girl called Sydney and in no time at all she had endless men wanting to have
> sex with her. Once again they seemed to be suggesting that simply opening
> Internet Explorer was enough to expose you to lustful dirty old men.
> 
> Which is nonsense - eny ful no you want umra for that.
> 
> Love and kisses
> Shelley, just 14, long blond hair, 38D, finished my homework and got
> nothing to do...call me!
> (woops, wrong sig!)

[marjorie clarke]