Ed: I'm, sorry the attributions have got confused, so they're being chopped. They only go in the way, so contributors will have to bask in silent knowing non-glory, I'm afraid!

>Profoundly Misopogonistophobic since 1982

I worry that misopogonistophobomania is becoming rampant around here.

People like that scare me, do you think I'm misopogonistophobomaniaphobic?

As you might have foretold by means of automisopogonistophobomaniphobomancy.

As featured in the box-office smash Automisopogonistophobomaniphobomancing The Stone.

And its sequel: Automisopogonistophobomaniphobomancing With Wolves.

You automisopogonistophobomaniphobomancin'?
You automisopogonistophobomaniphobomaskin'?
I'm automisopogonistophobomaniphobomaskin'.
Then I'm automisopogonistophobomaniphobomancin'.

Somewhere in Silicon Vally a computer, tasked with indexing news groups, expires.

...

Whereas, as I CBA to go back and check the meaning, perhaps I'm
misopogonistophobomaniacally challenged?