>Now how many people on UMRA can tell the true story of Susan & Neil?

Little ditty bout Neil and Susan
Two Ambridge kids growin up in the heartland
Neil's gonna be a big pig-rearin' man
Susan tidies up the sacks in the back of Neil's van

Suckin' on lattes outside of Jaxx Kaff
Susan's sittin' on Neil's lap
He's got his hand where he's having a laff
Neil say Hey Susan lets run off
Behind a shady tree
Dribble off those wellington boots
Let me do what I please.
And Neil Say

Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone
Oh yeay say life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone, they walk on

Neil sits back reflects his thoughts for the moment
Scratches his head and does his best Whisperin' Bob
Well you know Susan, we oughtta run of to Borchester
Susan says Neil, why not get a respectable job.
Neil say

Oh yeah life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone
Oh yeay say life goes on
Long after the thrill of livin is gone, they walk on

Gonna let it rock
Let it roll
Let old Lynda Snell come down
And Save My soul
Hold on to 16 as long as you can
Changes come around real soon
Make us women and men

Little ditty about Jack and Diane
Two Ambridge kids doing the best they can

-- 
Stephen

Into my heart an air that kills from yon far country blows:
What are those blue remembered hills, what spires, what farms are those?
That is the land of lost content, I see it shining plain,
The happy highways where I went and cannot come again.