>Oh, can any one come up with a Latin expression (genuine or totally cod)
>describing the situation of Brian, Siobahn, and any characters deemed
>necessary to fit?

Puer natus est Siagbanditis (conceptio non immaculata). Ienni et Debbi
furiosae; Brianus in faeces est.

(You'll have spotted by now that I opted for German rather than Latin.)
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Sid