Cause they are here, by Nev, The Tidy Fairy

Forever autumn. (with apollyoggies to J Wayne)

The usenet feed is fading fast as the line grows full
and many spams are drawing near
so reading posts will be much harder
now _they_ are here

I kill the spams that fly over my monitor
and one by one they disappear.
I wish I had a better rule to use
now _they_ are here

Like the sun through the trees I found sanctuary
like a leaf on a breeze it blew away

Through autumn's newbie fest we used to pick our way
we always dread this time of year
the usenet groups lie useless now
'cause _they_ are here
'cause _they_ are here
'cause _they_ are here

Like the sun through the trees I found sanctuary
like a leaf on a breeze it blew away

A mighty flood of spam now fills our groups
hiding the few umratic posts
our lives will be forever autumn
'cause _they_ are here
'cause _they_ are here
'cause _they_ are here