A summary of umra, by Siderius Nuncius, for Gentle Mary

What, UMRA? Here? For the last year? Christ!

Er.......let's see.....Sce-e-enes of terrible devastation here, Richard...

Some umrats appear to have a fondness for chocolate, marmite, home-made
bread and other toothsome comestibles.

If you ask me, there's something going on between Robin S. and Kimbo, but
I'm not absolutely sure.

No one has the slightest clue what Greg sees in Rubbish With Pigs.

Al's sperm inundation problem has become a crisis with the discovery that
she is in danger if she should stray within a radius of13 feet of a chap.

A sealed bid has been submitted to R4 for Charlotte Green. I am quite
unable to say by whom.

That Siobhan's a one, eh?

Min is rumoured to have sawn off a section of the barrel of her rifle and
had it burnished and made the correct size to fit the third finger of her
left hand.

Brritski is a very smutty fellow and a nice gel like you should on no
account read any of his posts because they will make you blush. And that
Linda ff is an old rudie sometimes, too.

After a month eking out a meagre existence on champagne and canapes at the
Ritz, we have given up all hope of any BTAs this year.

The membership list of SLIMY BASTARD is still open. (Please apply to Rosie
for full details.)

Sandybrown has finally moved. So has The Chuckler. Hurrah!


Right. That's yer lot. Matron is beginning to get That Look.
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Sid
Shepherds Bush, West London