Jo Lonergan wrote in message ...
>On Fri, 25 Oct 2002 17:04:24 GMT, mike@ruddock50.fsnet.co.uk (Mike
>Ruddock) wrote:
>
>> Subsequent to my earlier posting - I have downloaded all that
>>my server thinks fit to let me have: a mouldy 100 posts.
>>
>> Perhaps some kind person could give my a brief overview of the
>>traffic on umra since Oct 8?
>>
>Calling Mr Nuncius!
Ah. Er.....right-oh. Been a bit.....well.....sort of bleary lately what
with one thing and another, so a few items may have slipped through the net
but:
1. Not much chocolate really, considering.
2.There seems to have been some sort of knees-up in Cambridge involving TNMF
and Linda ff. There's something going on between those two, if you ask me.
3. That unassuming animal the vole has finally achieved the recognition
which has so long eluded it in a pun thread of the finest quality and
remakable duration.
4. That Simon Gerrard is in *big* trouble if he ever comes anywhere near
umra.
5. Judging by Matron's expression there may have been rather a lot of
smutty inuendo, but I can't say I noticed any.
6. You have missed some extremely kind offers to do with quilts, septic
tanks and the fortunes amassed by deposed African leaders. However, once
you have your new, naturally enlarged breasts you probabaly won't mind so
much.
7. There is unanimous approbation for the return of Mrs A.
8. The "100 Great Britons" poll is widely thought to be of no value
whatever, because it has not voted TBC into the Number One position.
(That's the most cogent argument I've seen for it's denunciation, anyway.)
9. Kenton should be tarred and feathered and then run out of town on a
rail.
10. There's been no wrecks and nobody's drownded, or stormed out or
anything. Which is nice.
HTH.
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Sid
Shepherds Bush, West London