I say! Don't you think that's a bit unfair on all the other
passengers? There is an easier way....

Dearest darlin' I had to e-mail to say that I won't be home anymore
'cause something happened to me while I was flyin' home
And I'm not the same anymore
Oh, I was only twenty four hours from Ambridge
Ah, only one day away from your arms
We stopped for a change of planes, and there in the security lanes
And that is when I saw her as they x-rayed my keys and my bags she was
there
And so I walked up to her, asked where I could get something to eat
And she showed me where.
Oh, I was only twenty four hours from Ambridge
Ah, only one day away from your arms
I hate to do this to you but I love somebody new, what can I do?
And I can never, never, never---go home again.

Nick O