From mark_bluemel
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>>Has anyrat started a computerised scrapbook for things culled from the 'net?
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>Yes, I call it my commonplace directory. Many of the entries come from
>umra.
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>And my favourite:
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>Letter from Rev. Sydney Smith to GEORGIANA MORPETH, February 16th 1820
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>Dear Georgiana,
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>Nobody has suffered more from low spirits than I have -so I feel for
>you. Here are my prescriptions.
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>lst. Live as well as you dare.
and can afford
>2nd. Go into the shower-bath with a small quantity of water at a
>temperature low enough to give you a slight sensation of cold,
and without Sid Perks
>3rd. Amusing books.
is much more difficult than amusing babies
>4th. Short views of human life-not further than dinner or tea.
Or taller than Ronnie Corbett
>5th. Be as busy as you can.
or as idle as you can get away with
>6th. See as much as you can of those friends who respect and like you.
These X-ray spectacles can help
>7th. And of those acquaintances who amuse you.
These X-ray spectacles can help here as well
>8th. Make no secret of low spirits to your friends, but talk of them
>freely-they are always worse for dignified concealment.
But don't be surprised if people avoid you
>9th. Attend to the effects tea and coffee produce upon you.
Or at least do your laundry regularly
>10th. Compare your lot with that of other people.
The sunday tabloids will help here.
>11 th. Don't expect too much from human life-a sorry business at the
>best.
Drugs and alcohol can help
>12th. Avoid poetry, dramatic representations (except comedy), music,
>serious novels, melancholy sentimental people, and every thing likely
>to excite feeling or emotion not ending in active benevolence.
In particular don't listen to "The Archers"
>13th. Do good, and endeavour to please everybody of every degree.
And you can start by sending £10 to each of the people listed below
>14th. Be as much as you can in the open air without fatigue.
But don't blame me when you die of pneumonia.
>15th. Make the room where you commonly sit, gay and pleasant.
A lot of pleasant gaiety can be injected by sitting really commonly.
>16th. Struggle by little and little against idleness.
Then give up
>17th. Don't be too severe upon yourself, or underrate yourself, but do
>yourself justice.
A summary hanging will do fine
>18th. Keep good blazing fires.
Remember good fires make good neighbours - or have I misquoted?
>19th. Be firm and constant in the exercise of rational religion.
And them you only need find 5 other impossible things to believe
before breakfast
>20th. Believe me, dear Georgiana, your devoted servant, Sydney Smith
And it's "good night" from him